Bard Ducky

Alright, listen up! The Bard Ducky has arrived, and he’s here to melt hearts, shatter eardrums, and absolutely steal the show. Every note he hits is a power chord of destiny. Every strut across your shelf is pure theater. He doesn’t perform... he exists in a constant state of encore.

His songs? Epic. His stories? Questionable. His confidence? Unshakeable. He once wrote a ballad about himself and cried halfway through it. You’re not ready for this level of showmanship, but he’s gonna give it to you anyway

Why You’ll Love It

• An explosion of detail, attitude, and way too much self-confidence

• The perfect gift for performers, storytellers, and dramatic dice rollers

• Radiates chaotic energy even when it’s not plugged in

• Optional hand-painting from one of our artists for a one-of-a-kind finish

Details

• 3D printed in durable PLA plastic

• Approximately 2.8 inches tall

• Default finish in grey or black, with custom colors available

• Hand-paint upgrade adds 1–2 weeks to production time

Care Instructions

Keep away from heat and prolonged direct sunlight. Dust gently with a soft cloth. Do not soak or submerge.

Shipping and Returns

• Ships in 1–3 business days (add 1–2 weeks for painted versions)

• Free shipping on orders over $50 within the US

• Exchanges accepted; buyer covers return and replacement shipping

• Custom or painted orders cannot be returned or exchanged

Licensed Design Notice

This model was created by Fates End and is sold under their official merchant license.